Characters

• HANK THE COWDOG, Head of Ranch Security
• DROVER, a little mutt
• PETE, a nasty little cat
• SALLY MAY, a ranch wife
• SNORT, a rowdy coyote
• RIP, Snort's brother
• MADAME MOONSHINE, a witchy little owl
• MISSY COYOTE, a coyote princess
• CHIEF GUT, Missy’s father
• SCRAUNCH THE TERRIBLE, Missy's brother
• OTHER COYOTES

Story

What would a dog do if he ever became wealthy? Pete, Sally May’s cunning little cat, convinces Hank and Drover that a corncob is worth a fortune. Hank has one and thinks he’s become fabulously rich. He stares at it so long, his eyes cross. To cure his Eye-Crosserosis, he has to visit Madame Moonshine, a witchy little owl. Then he pays a visit to the coyote village and turns his charm on the chief’s lovely daughter, Missy Coyote. When the coyotes decide to eat Drover, Hank surrenders his Incredible Priceless Corncob and the dogs escape back to the ranch—where they find another corncob and fight over it!

Songs

• "HOW DO I DO IT?" sung by Hank
• "I'M RICH" sung by Hank & Drover
• "I AM A WITCH" sung by Madame Moonshine
• "ROTTEN MEAT" sung by Hank, Rip & Snort
• "MY HEART GOES WILD FOR YOU" sung by Hank & Missy Coyote
• "DISORIENTATION" sung by Madame Moonshine
• "DADDY PACKED HIS SUITCASE, CAUSE MOMMA WAS A MEAN OLD BAG" sung by Rip and Snort